Bears, Bats, and Barbeque
Even though the wingnut tea bagger movement reminds me in a half-paranoid manner of the early Third Reich, I haven’t yet bought my gun. This is probably for the best, as I’m still developing hand-eye coordination with a softball bat. If you live in San Francisco and would like to support me in this endeavor, you are invited to our first BEER BUST this Sunday, March 28th, at the Lone Star Saloon, a bar for the somewhat less-groomed gays.
$9 buys you all the beer or soda you can slam, as well as a burger or two. This money will help get us to some out-of-town tournaments, so who knows, we could soon be wreaking havoc in YOUR hometown.
The beer bust runs from 3 pm until 8 pm, though our D team won’t be getting there until after our game, probably around 4:30 or 5 pm. But there are some hot guys on the C team that you can ogle until then.
