Sunday, March 31, 2002
Easter Vision
Three days without a post. Could it be I have some real life?
Onthebus:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking.
We’re currently flying at an altitude of 24 inches off the ground.
If we encounter some turbulence, don’t worry, I’ll get you there.
One more thing, ladies and gentlemen.
Those of you in the back, please leave the bird alone.
You have your Easter Bunny.
I have my Easter Pigeon.
Please do not step on, harrass, or molest the bird.
She may be setting up shop back there.
Getting ready to have a little one.
Hold on, hold on, hoooooooollldddon.
We’re running a little late, ladies and gentlemen.
So hold on ’cause we’re gonna rock and roll.
Hold on, hold on, hooooooollllddddon.
It has just come to my attention that
some of you in the back
kicked my bird to the curb.
I’m seriously disturbed.
We’re gonna make this one, hold on…
hold on, hooooooollllddon….
Sorry about that ladies and gentlemen.
That was to pay back those of you in the back
who kicked my bird to the curb.
Inthevirginstore:
Our heads are tethered to the wall
and we dance in place,
beats piping through,
we can’t help it
we need to move.
