Stories @ Folsom Street
“A reading? In a bookstore? Will David Sedaris be there? No? Um, well, you see, I have to clean out my lint trap that day. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but this is International Masturbation Month, and ‘clean my lint trap’ is a euphemism! Ha ha!”
I will not hold a gun to your head. I won’t read in a sing-song, wear a beret, or force you to buy six books of poetry at the cash register.
I’ll read an excerpt of my memoir that’s going to be published in the very first issue of California Prose Directory. Some very good writers will read a few stories. That’s it. I promise the pain will be minimal, and it will end at a decent hour, giving you plenty of time to celebrate the month in the manner of your choosing.
That is all.
Sunday, May 19th, 5 pm
3036 24th St (between Folsom and Harrison)