I’m the guy in yoga class
Who has bigger muscles than everybody else but who breathes through his mouth and takes little “breaks” throughout class to gulp water and “re-center” his thoughts (i.e. admire his own arms in the mirror) while everybody around him is upside down balanced on one leg for like four fucking minutes.
Posted April 10th, 2008 in daily, you're so vain.
Bwah-ha-ha! Try being the ex-smoker, out of shape, Cuban fatty who can’t do a forward bend and touch his knees while surrounded by retired flatulent folk in a Qigong class. I think the word for it is “humbling.”
But I was in your shoes once and know how you feel. Reason why I don’t do yoga any more.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:57 amI was always the way too sweaty guy in every cycling class. I was raised to give it my all and if that means that I have to wear all black so that people don’t see my sweaty marks then so be it.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:56 pmIt passes. This I know from experience. Now stop admiring your arms and pay attention.
April 12th, 2008 at 10:32 amBut my arms get petulant if they don’t get attention.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:20 amJust found you. You are wonderful!
April 18th, 2008 at 8:14 pmHey
LOLA
April 21st, 2008 at 7:08 pmAs a yoga instructor i will tell you-it will all work out-at least you have the muscles already. Now it’s just the easy part-breathing.
Completely know the feeling re yoga. But currently I’d rather have bigs arms & abs for the summer than be able to touch my toes (which I can do… but with a little tiny bend in the knee). Glad all is well in SF – NY misses you – post more pix of the pooch!
April 24th, 2008 at 5:53 amuhm. hyper-masculine men do yoga?!
the funniest thing that ever happened in yoga was the instructor wanted us to “breath out of our assholes”. she was serious.
April 24th, 2008 at 2:02 pmYou called me “hyper-masculine”! I love you!
April 24th, 2008 at 4:20 pmPsssssshhhhht! You’re not THAT big.
June 20th, 2008 at 7:57 amI’m the guy in yoga class
Who has bigger muscles
than everybody else but who
breathes through his mouth
and takes little “breaks” throughout
class to gulp water
and “re-center” his thoughts (i.e.
admire his own arms
in the mirror) while everybody
around him is upside down
balanced on one leg for like
four fucking minutes.
(I’m sure I’ve mentioned before that Dogpoet ROCKS!)
July 17th, 2008 at 3:44 pmLove this post.
July 20th, 2008 at 8:34 pmCome to my class…we have trannies, butches, queers, muscle men who love their arms and those that love them!…and we have a GOOOD time!
July 26th, 2008 at 8:02 pm