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Mike at Graduation

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Posted May 26th, 2008 in columbia mfa, daily.

23 comments:

  1. Abigail:

    Congratulations!

  2. Pete:

    WOW,add my congrats to Abigail’s! (It’s the blue shirt and silver tie that gets the WOW.)

  3. Timothy:

    Congratulations, Babe!

  4. Brian:

    Congratulations Mike!

  5. Lee:

    Aww! So cute in yer cap -n- gown!

    Congrats!!

  6. Norman:

    Congrats!

    When it’s my turn to be awarded with a piece of paper, however, I plan to have Christian Siriano make my gown. And accessories! A boa, perhaps?

  7. steven patterson:

    Aw, YEAH! Were you back here? If so, we may have to hunt you down and do away with you.

  8. Hotrod:

    Congrats my friend…You have much to be thankful for, and much to be proud of.

  9. Steve and Warren:

    Congratulations Mike, and could you get us another cup of coffee? LOL…

    Being serious, you’ve made a wonderful accomplishment and you are truly to be congratulated.

    Our best wishes…

  10. Brian E.:

    Awesome!!! Congrats Michael!!

  11. Jeff:

    Mazel tov, Michael. You should be proud of your accomplishment.

    Now, what are the specials today?

  12. Jim:

    Congratulations, great accomplishment.

  13. Chuck:

    Congratulations and well done!

  14. otterpop:

    mazel tov!

    I love the Imperial Margarine insignia too!

  15. John:

    Congraduations!!

  16. Artichoke Heart:

    Woo hoo and huzzahs! (From one similarly certified to slosh coffee about and, don’t forget . . . run a Xerox machine! Although now I teach, which is better.) I’m a long-time lurker, and just wanted to de-lurk and offer my congratulations. Well done!

  17. "Joe":

    Accolades, Kudos, Congratulations! As we’d say in the South, “You can poke me with a fork, ’cause I’m done!”

    Truly, benedictions and blessings. Whether you teach, write, or serve up the most literate coffee around, you have fought the good fight and earned high honor.

    And, I absolutely agree, it IS “cum”
    (not “come” — that is so dumb, any shithead knows that — now, you are an OFFICIAL shithead!)

  18. dogpoet:

    Thanks people. Steven, I was in New York for like one day surrounded by family. And the Manly Fireplug. Wearing a gown NOT designed by Christian Siriano, featuring margarine company emblems. I was so unfabulous that New York City asked me to leave.

  19. jimbo:

    ‘gratz!

  20. Bob:

    Awesomeness! Congrats!

  21. Deb:

    Damn! Sorry I am so late to the party!!!

    Finally… what a relief for you and what an accomplishment!!

    Congratulations Michael!!! You make us proud in Oregon!!!

    Yes – AWESOMENESS! Very nice pic too.

  22. homer:

    So you are a Master now? That’s hot. Congrats.

  23. Will:

    You’re living the dream!

    Grats!

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