Bar Tales: Bear Seduction

Sunday, August 3, 2008

“So last year I went up to Lazy Bear,” says one of the bartenders. “And I’m over at the pool party at the Triple R Resort. And this big hairy guy is cruising me. And he comes up to me, leans over, and whispers in my ear, ‘I’ve got nachos back in my room.’”

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Comment by scott

August 4, 2008 @ 7:06 am

My hubby and I were at lazy bear one year working the bear station at the pool party at fifes, and this guy went up to him and said “wanna titty fuck me!”

awww lazy bear!

Comment by scott

August 4, 2008 @ 7:07 am

um that previous comment should have read “beer station” OMG I don’t people thinking we are whores working a so called “bear station” ;-)

Comment by jimbo

August 8, 2008 @ 7:46 am

Ha ha ha …that’s awesome. I was wondering what it took to bag a bear.

Comment by mark

August 8, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

Not being a very big eater myself, although loving the ones who are, if I had known that all it takes was nacho’s to BAB (bag-a-bear), I would have starting carrying around chips and queso years ago.

And here I’ve been trying to win them over with my charm and witty personality. :)

Comment by mOnstebite

September 15, 2008 @ 7:19 am

Nachos? Where?

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