Bar Tales: Miss Michael in the Mirror

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Note from Dogpoet:  I’m happy to report that this post will be published in Fourteen Hills, a literary magazine put out by San Francisco State University. As part of that contract, I’ve agreed to truncate the essay and leave you just a taste, so that you’ll be more likely to buy the magazine when it comes out this winter. And for those of you in the Bay Area, I will probably be reading the essay at the publication launch in  December. Details to follow. And for those of you who’ve read the whole piece and commented in the last couple of months, you rock. Special thanks to my friend and fellow writer, Matthew Clark Davison, who helped usher this piece to Fourteen Hills.

I prop open the door to Folsom Street and blink against the sun for a second or two before retreating through the black leather curtains. Happy hour will be slow today, and an hour later only one customer, a regular who often dj’s at the bar on the weekends, keeps me company, sitting across from me on his bar stool, sipping a Jim Beam and Coke through a straw.

His lazy eye looks over my left shoulder as he tells me stories of the previous night. In his stories he is a fierce presence, whipping rowdy customers into shape with a single look, or a bullet-quick line. I sometimes wonder if these retorts aren’t shaped by wishful thinking after the fact, the kinds of things we think to say hours after the interaction, when our blood is only just beginning to cool. For in person he is a tad awkward if unfailingly helpful, dragging full kegs across the bar, checking coats, watching over the register when I need to take a piss.

A few minutes later both of us – anxious for more customers – catch sight of a movement just beyond the gap in the black curtains; a strange movement, slow, methodical, made by something that neither one of us can quite make out. There is a flash of leather, and of the bright petals of flowers, and what looks like a billowing cloak.

“What the hell is that?” I say.

“I have no idea,” he replies.

I take a step towards the door when the curtains part and she walks in…

15 Comments »

Comment by ted

August 14, 2008 @ 11:50 am

Wow.

Comment by "Joe"

August 14, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

I guess she wasn’t ready for her close-up. Great story.

Comment by palochi

August 14, 2008 @ 12:44 pm

Did you ever ask Mitch if he knew who “Miss Michael” was?

Comment by dogpoet

August 15, 2008 @ 1:11 am

Apparently she’s a regular. That night I texted him from the bar, that Miss Michael had left him a bouquet of flowers. He never texted back.

Comment by Jonathan

August 15, 2008 @ 7:05 am

Wonderful story. It is so great to have your blog back! I am excited that you have this incredible source of material!

Comment by Geronimo

August 18, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

Michael,

Longtime reader, first time poster. It’s wonderful to read your observations again. You’ve grown into a wonderful writer. Finish the book, it’s eagerly anticipated by this admirer.

Geronimo

Comment by jimbo

August 20, 2008 @ 9:29 am

I also get that way every time I pass a mirror.

Comment by kyle

August 30, 2008 @ 8:27 am

wow. what an incredible story. thanks for posting.

Comment by Jerry

September 16, 2008 @ 9:31 am

Beautiful writing, dogpoet. You need to post more often for those of us eager to read more.

Comment by Becky

September 23, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

Loved this.

Comment by MzOuiser

October 1, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

This is gorgeous writing. I’m sorry I’ve been away so long… You looked wonderful in your gradcap.

Glenmorangie, neat.

Comment by Hugo

October 2, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

My god you write beautifully!

Comment by Richard Peterson

October 15, 2008 @ 8:55 am

Just reread your August ‘Bar Tales’ piece. Geez, I enjoy your writing. Keep us posted whenever something finds its way into print. And, it will! In fact this one is equal or better than what one finds in the Metro section stories of the NYT. (I hope I’ve got the right NYT reference.)

Comment by jason

October 17, 2008 @ 9:28 am

Hi…great posting! “Miss Michael” is a long-time staple of the South of Market bar scene in San Francisco. For many years, she would sit propped against the wall at the old, sleazy “My Place” bar, staring into the mirror behind the bar and engaging in the dance of self-admiring poses you so well describe. For a while, she was a server at a now defunct Folsom Street restaurant. While eccentric, she seems quite friendly and kind. It’s good to hear she’s still prowling down SoMa way; we need more of the fine characters like her, who have always made SF so special.

Comment by Dogpoet

October 18, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

Jason, thanks for the info on Miss Michael. I keep hoping I will see her again; she always seems to come into the bar when I’m not working. But I look forward to the next sighting. And thanks everyone else for the kind comments. -Mike

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