I forgot to mention that after the election results, after the Prop 8 results, I came home and had violent, hot, man-on-man sex with the Manly Fireplug, my fiancé. Or, as he likes to call me, “My Beyoncé.” Next up: “Dogpoet and Fireplug Make a Porno and Hack Into the Mormon Website.”
Comment by jennie
November 6, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
“may your first child be a masculine child”.
he needs to call you sasha fierce, now.
xoxo
Comment by Jose
November 7, 2008 @ 9:25 am
RE:Dogpoet and Fireplug Make a Porno and Hack Into the Mormon Website.”
Title it: Mormon Boys On A Mission
synopsis: Two hot, young mormon boys ring the WRONG
doorbell, Dogpoet and Fireplug’s!
Comment by homer
November 10, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
My home computer may be Mormon, in case you want to hack that porno into its hard drive…
Comment by Lee
November 13, 2008 @ 10:04 pm
My BF and I were wondering if there will be a slew of election night babies come early August.
Comment by Jeffrey
November 14, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
Did he put a ring on it?
(I’m sorry, I could have resisted, but it was so much more fun not to.)
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