Junk in the Trunk
I forgot to mention that after the election results, after the Prop 8 results, I came home and had violent, hot, man-on-man sex with the Manly Fireplug, my fiancé. Or, as he likes to call me, “My Beyoncé.” Next up: “Dogpoet and Fireplug Make a Porno and Hack Into the Mormon Website.”


“may your first child be a masculine child”.
he needs to call you sasha fierce, now.
xoxo
November 6th, 2008 at 4:15 pmShhh, that’s our special, private name.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:24 pmWere there bruises? I hope there were bruises!
November 6th, 2008 at 7:48 pmRE:Dogpoet and Fireplug Make a Porno and Hack Into the Mormon Website.”
Title it: Mormon Boys On A Mission
synopsis: Two hot, young mormon boys ring the WRONG
November 7th, 2008 at 9:25 amdoorbell, Dogpoet and Fireplug’s!
My home computer may be Mormon, in case you want to hack that porno into its hard drive…
November 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pmMy BF and I were wondering if there will be a slew of election night babies come early August.
November 13th, 2008 at 10:04 pmDid he put a ring on it?
(I’m sorry, I could have resisted, but it was so much more fun not to.)
November 14th, 2008 at 12:28 pm