Junk in the Trunk

I forgot to mention that after the election results, after the Prop 8 results, I came home and had violent, hot, man-on-man sex with the Manly Fireplug, my fiancé.  Or, as he likes to call me, “My Beyoncé.”  Next up: “Dogpoet and Fireplug Make a Porno and Hack Into the Mormon Website.”

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Posted November 6th, 2008 in daily, fireplug, gay marriage, Prop 8.

7 comments:

  1. jennie:

    “may your first child be a masculine child”.

    he needs to call you sasha fierce, now.

    xoxo

  2. dogpoet:

    Shhh, that’s our special, private name.

  3. Chad:

    Were there bruises? I hope there were bruises!

  4. Jose:

    RE:Dogpoet and Fireplug Make a Porno and Hack Into the Mormon Website.”

    Title it: Mormon Boys On A Mission

    synopsis: Two hot, young mormon boys ring the WRONG
    doorbell, Dogpoet and Fireplug’s!

  5. homer:

    My home computer may be Mormon, in case you want to hack that porno into its hard drive…

  6. Lee:

    My BF and I were wondering if there will be a slew of election night babies come early August.

  7. Jeffrey:

    Did he put a ring on it?

    (I’m sorry, I could have resisted, but it was so much more fun not to.)

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