Junk in the Trunk
November 6th, 2008
I forgot to mention that after the election results, after the Prop 8 results, I came home and had violent, hot, man-on-man sex with the Manly Fireplug, my fiancé. Or, as he likes to call me, “My Beyoncé.” Next up: “Dogpoet and Fireplug Make a Porno and Hack Into the Mormon Website.”
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“may your first child be a masculine child”.
he needs to call you sasha fierce, now.
xoxo
Shhh, that’s our special, private name.
Were there bruises? I hope there were bruises!
RE:Dogpoet and Fireplug Make a Porno and Hack Into the Mormon Website.”
Title it: Mormon Boys On A Mission
synopsis: Two hot, young mormon boys ring the WRONG
doorbell, Dogpoet and Fireplug’s!
My home computer may be Mormon, in case you want to hack that porno into its hard drive…
My BF and I were wondering if there will be a slew of election night babies come early August.
Did he put a ring on it?
(I’m sorry, I could have resisted, but it was so much more fun not to.)