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Question typed into Google: “Does humping a pillow at eleven years old lead to an early sex life?”

Answer: Yes.

Posted April 23rd, 2009 in etc.

5 comments:

1. Daigan:

   It worked for me

   April 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
2. Tina-cious.com:

   Umm, that coulda been me. LOLOL

   Wait, I was 10 when I did that.

   Never mind.

   April 24th, 2009 at 5:27 am
3. Stravinsky:

   that pillow is a cheap whore. just like i like ‘em.

   April 24th, 2009 at 8:19 am
4. dogpoet:

   It also leads to blindness, rashy skin, and premature sexting.

   April 24th, 2009 at 9:43 am
5. Chad:

   um, I had my first orgasam cuz of a cordoroy pillow when I was 11. I’m not alone apparently.

   May 20th, 2009 at 9:01 pm

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