More Proof My Dog Will Turn Out Gay
And another excuse for not writing my book:
Archive for October, 2007
My Dog is Gay
It’s a good thing the guy is cute; it’s been quite a while since I’ve seen the hours of 4 and 5 a.m., much less seen them shivering in the fog off the back deck, while lil’ mister chew-every-twig-in-sight takes his own sweet time.
The AKC entry for Norwich Terriers (for some reason you’re not supposed to pronounce the “w” in “Norwich.” Purebred owners can be so precious) includes this description under “Temperament:”
Gay, fearless, loyal and affectionate. Adaptable and sporting, they make ideal companions..
Sort of sounds like the Manly Fireplug. At least I’m consistent in my tastes.
