Him: Look at those tattoos.

Me: Move your head, I can’t see. Ah. Nice. Click on that one, his face.

Him: Eh, not so nice.

Me: Well…

Him: He’s alright.

Me: Just alright. Where’s he from?

Him: South Africa.

Me: Wants you to do him?

Him: Yeah. Wants to be my satanic slave.

Me: Oh. One of those.

Him: Yeah. Yawn.