My Classy Boyfriend

Friend: So he really proposed to you?

Me: Yeah, in the hospital.

Friend: So romantic.

Me: I know. Even before I got my diagnosis, as I was lying there gasping for breath, he told me later that he thought, “I want to spend the rest of my life with this man.”

Friend: Aw.

Me: Right?

Friend: It’s like a made-for-tv movie.

Me: I know.

Friend: Or rather an after-school special.

Me: Totally.

Friend: So where’s your ring?

Me: Oh, I didn’t get a ring.

Friend: You’re kidding.

Me: No.

Friend: Why not?

Me: He told me, “No hymen, no diamond.”

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