Navigating by Oral Sex

MF: I love driving with you.

Me: You do?

MF: Yeah. You actually know where you’re going.

Me: Some of the time, at least.

MF: My ex had a horrible sense of direction. For the first three years after we moved here, every time we got in the car, he’d have to drive by Blow Buddies first to get his bearings.

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