About

I work with words for a living, and in my spare hours, I throw a few together and put them here—my failures and fears, my flattering selfies, my lunacies—so that other lunatics know that they’re not alone.

That’s my hope, at least.

You can read an essay I wrote for The New York Times’ Modern Love column, How I Got Caught Up in a Global Romance Scam.

You can also read a recent true story of mine about sex, dating, distance, and unrequited love, Just Waiting on a Dude, published by The Normal School.

My writing has appeared or is forthcoming in The New York Times’ Modern Love column, Brevity, The Normal School, Michigan Quarterly Review, The Rumpus, War, Literature & the Arts, and others. My work has also been featured in various anthologies, and shortlisted for Glimmer Train’s Short Story Award. I have an MFA from Columbia University, where I was nonfiction editor of Columbia Journal.

I live in the middle of nowhere, Massachusetts, where I think about where I want to live next. I have a long-haired chihuahua named Agnes of Bakersfield, rescued from the mean streets of central California.

My name, Michael McAllister, was scrawled on a birth certificate at a hospital in Stillwater, Oklahoma in 1971. On a distant branch of my family tree are the names Jimmy and Beulah Lee Turnipseed.

I come from Turnipseeds.


Featured Publications:

– The New York Times Modern Love Column: How I Got Caught Up in a Global Romance Scam

– The Normal School: Just Waiting on a Dude

– War, Literature & the Arts: A Death in Nicaragua

From Boys to Men: Gay Men Write About Growing Up: “Sleeping Eros”

California Prose Directory: New Writing From the Golden State: contributor

Upcoming Publications:

Brevity: “How I Learned to Hide”

Michigan Quarterly Review: “One or Two Boys on a County Road”

Upcoming Appearances:

This Is Actually Happening: “A bi-weekly podcast with 100k subscribers that probes the chaotic interiors of the human experience to find out what happens when everything changes.”


You can hit me up at dogpoetATmacDOTcom or use the contact form below.