Bar Tales: Bear Seduction

“So last year I went up to Lazy Bear,” says one of the bartenders. “And I’m over at the pool party at the Triple R Resort. And this big hairy guy is cruising me. And he comes up to me, leans over, and whispers in my ear, ‘I’ve got nachos back in my room.’”

Bar Tales: Bringing Home the Bacon

“This is for the vodka tonic,” says the man, handing me a five. Then he throws another one on the bar. “And this is for forgetting to put your shirt on.”

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